Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Are you related to the Shriners?
A: Although there are conflicting historical records, there is no known
record of the Shiners being related in any way to the Shriners, other
than we both try and do good community work and have fun while doing it
and they have an extra (R) in their name.
Q: Are you related to the Shiner Fish?
A: There are genetic records that have been created that show a direct
relationship between the two disparate parties, although renowned
scientist have been talking about the truth of this relationship for
centuries.
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